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"Crazy Land" is a song by Melanie Martinez that was leaked. Some lyrics are released.

Theme[]

The idea of the song is that Melanie is showing off her unusual lifestyle and her insanity in general. She's proud of the crazy person that she is and is living a carefree life, and she believes everyone else in the world should.

Lyrics[]

[Chorus]

Welcome to the crazy land

Introduce our whiskey brands

Surgeries with our bare hands

Heavy metal garage bands

We perform our chest compressions

Crumbling with deep depression

Surgeries with our bare hands

Welcome to the crazy land

[Verse One]

Hear you come from out of town

Come on have a look around

Poisoning our ice cream cones

Depressing? Well that's not all.

[Hook]

The guns and the rowdy halls

We don't give a damn at all

Do you think we're joking with you

Wait 'till you see something new...

[Chorus]

Welcome to the crazy land

Introduce our whiskey brands

Surgeries with our bare hands

Heavy metal garage bands

We perform our chest compressions

Crumpling with deep depression

Surgeries with our bare hands

Welcome to the crazy land

Lalalala.... lalalala...

[Verse Two]

Flames in every house

Woman kills her spouse

We won't need a ring

This is our new thing

[Hook]

The guns and the rowdy halls

We don't give a damn at all

Do you think we're joking with you

Wait 'till you see something new...

[Chorus]

Welcome to the crazy land

Introduce our whiskey brands

Surgeries with our bare hands

Heavy metal garage bands

We perform our chest compressions

Crumpling with deep depression

Surgeries with our bare hands

Welcome to the crazy land

Lalalala.... lalalala... lalalala... lalalala...

[Bridge]

Lalalala... lalalala... lalalala... lalalala...

(muffled phone conversation while the "la"s continue)

(Mad Hatter bridge is sung in a much darker version)

[Chorus]

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