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Eggnog is a song on Christmas Present. It is to be released on December 24, 2017 along with the rest of the album.

Theme Edit

The word "eggnog" is used as a euphemism for alcohol. It has similar themes to Sippy Cup, where "syrup" is used for the same purpose. Eggnog is a creamy drink most popular around Christmas, often chugged in large quantities by children. In this song, Cry Baby's family have come over for the holidays, but are all drunk and leading careless lives. They've forgotten all about the true meaning of Christmas.

Lyrics Edit

[Verse 1]

The family’s comin over

For our Christmas dinner

They gonna chug

Eggnog

They gonna drain

The eggnog

[Chorus]

Oh everybody’s drunk

Stumblin around

Runnin into walls

I won’t help them when they fall

Because it’s their fault

Eggnog

[Verse 2]

Grandma, Grandpa

My auntie and my uncle

Had to stay overnight

cause they were to drunk to drive home

I was supposed to be asleep

I heard a fight break out

Then the next morning

Daddy had a black eye

[Chorus]

Oh everybody’s drunk

Stumblin around 

Runnin into walls

I won’t help them when they fall

Because it’s their fault

Eggnog

[Outro]

Shoulda hid the eggnog

Shoulda poured it down the sink

Trivia Edit

  • Melanie has said she always hated eggnog as a child. When she first drank it when she was seven, she squirted it out her nose.
  • It was once believed a lyric was, "I'm waiting for this eggnog to come down", but that was proven to just be a reused line from Young The Giant's song (that she covered on The Voice) "Cough Syrup" with a word changed.