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Happy Christmas Dinner is a song on Christmas Present. It is to be released alongside the album on December 24, 2017. Melanie described the song as “really, really messed up” but also said that she “loved it”.

Lyrics Edit

[Verse 1]

Daddy’s on the table

He’s our happy Christmas dinner

Mommy caught him cheating

And stabbed him on the spot

(I need to hide her flask)

[Chorus]

Gather round the table

For our happy Christmas dinner

Let us take photo

Daddy’s missing

That's okay though

(okay though)

[Verse 2]

Mommy cooked him in the oven

Cut him into parts

Head in the oven

Like Sylvia Plath

(His not hers)

(Gee, I gotta hide that flask)

[Chorus]

Gather round the table

For our happy Christmas dinner

Let us take photo

Daddy’s missing

That's okay though 

(okay though)

[Verse 3]

Mommy gonna be arrested

For the murder of her husband

We all gonna be arrested

For cannibalism

He tasted real good though

(Be right back, I’m gonna hide the flask)

[Chorus]

Gather round the table

For our happy Christmas dinner

Let us take photo

Daddy’s missing

That's okay though 

(okay though)

[Outro]

Eating daddy

We’re so messed up

He was yummy though