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My Alphabet Boy (ft. Billie Eilish) is a collaboration between Melanie Martinez and Billie.

Theme Edit

The two artists are trash-talking their exes and realizing they don't need those boys in their lives.

Lyrics Edit

[Intro, Melanie]

A-a-a, b-b-b-b A-a-a, b-b-b-b-b A-a-a, b-b-b-b B-b-b-b, b-b-b-b-b-b-b

[Verse 1, Melanie]


Always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around


You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down


You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry


If you dangle that diploma and I dead, you, don't be surprised (What?!)

[Pre-chorus, Melanie]

I know my ABCs, yet you keep teaching me


I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy


You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry


Fuck all your ABCs, alphabet boy

[Chorus, Billie]

My boy, my boy, my boy


Don't love me like he promised


My boy, my boy, my boy


He ain't a man and sure as hell ain't honest

[Verse 2, Melanie]

Apples aren't always appropriate apologies


Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me


You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins


But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly


And your dictionary's destroyed (Who are you?!)

[Bridge, Billie and Melanie]

A-a-a, b-b-b-b A-a-a, b-b-b-b-b A-a-a, b-b-b-b B-b-b-b, b-b-b-b-b-b-b (Alright dude, go trip over a knife)

[Pre-chorus, Melanie]

I know my ABCs, yet you keep teaching me


I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy


You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry


Fuck all your ABCs, alphabet boy

[Chorus, Billie]

My boy, my boy, my boy


Don't love me like he promised


My boy, my boy, my boy


He ain't a man and sure as hell ain't honest

[Outro, Billie and Melanie]

You want me to be yours well then you gotta be mine (A-a-aaa, b-b-b-b)


And if you want a good girl, then goodbye (B-b-b-b, b-b-b, b-b-b-b)